Squidward only ever makes artwork based off his visage, it’s all very surface level and lacks any emotional depth
Squidward should start making artwork based on how Squidward feels and not how Squidward looks yknow? I feel like he’s experimented plenty with self portraits, but none of them really say much about Squidward as a person yknow
got drunk last night and got really emotional over Squidward’s potential and how much he holds himself back
i love you buttered toast i love you omelette i love you hashbrowns i love you croissant i love you pancakes i love you waffles i love you bagel i love you oatmeal i love you muffin i love you breakfast
party rocking with a mouse tonight
piece of cheese we’re gonna have a big bite 🧀🐁
and we gon’ make you lose your rinds
we just wanna see ya………. . squeak that
and then the uncle mouse screws over the nephew mouse for money
guys we’re not being cringe to keep out the twitter users. we’re being cringe to keep out the ALGORITHMS, the CAPITALISTS, the INFLUENCERS. twitter users are welcome as long as they agree this site is UNMARKETABLE
anyone can join the skeleton war but first you must shed the mortal flesh of marketability
noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”